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Joke: What should you do if you don't like the way women drive?


Punch line: Stay off of the sidewalk!


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Joke: How do billboards talk?


Punch line: Sign language.


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Madam!
Madam who?
Madam foot got caught in the door!


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Joke: Barack Obama, Michelle Obama, Joe Biden, and their pilot are flying aboard Air Force 1 over the United States.

Barack: "Why don't I throw this hundred dollar bill out of the window and make someone very happy."

Michelle: "Well, I could throw throw ten hundred dollar bills out of the window and make ten people happy."

Joe: "Why don't you jump out Barack, and make me very happy?"

Pilot: "Why don't you all jump out and make 300 million people happy?"


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Joke: How does a dinosaur come out of a pool?


Punch line: Wet!


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