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Joke: Why don't blind people like to skydive?
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Joke: A man gets on a plane and is seated next to a young kid. The kid won't stop talking during the flight so the man turns to him and says, "Lets talk."
The kid replies, "Okay, what do you want to talk about?"
The man replies, "How about string theory?"
The boy says, "That's a very interesting topic. But first, do you know why rabbits, horses, and cows poop all have different poop even though they all eat grass?"
The man replies, "I have no idea."
The boy smiles and says, "How do you expect to discuss string theory when you don't know shit."
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Joke: What is everybody's favorite aspect of mathematics?
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Joke: Yo mama's so fat, not even Dora can explore her!
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Joke: A barber, a bald man and an absent-minded professor take a journey together. They have to camp overnight, and so decide to take turns watching the luggage. When it's the barber's turn, he gets bored, so amuses himself by shaving the head of the professor. When the professor is woken up for his shift, he feels his head, and says "How stupid is that barber? He's woken up the bald man instead of me."
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