Good Jokes

Joke: A man meets the best Bible salesman in the world. The salesman greets him, "Nuh, nuh, nuh, nice to meet you."

The man asks him, "If you don't mind me asking, what's your secret?"

The salesman replies, "It's suh, suh, suh, simple. I juh, juh, just go to the duh, duh, duh, door and suh, say, 'Duh, duh, duh, do you wuh, wuh, want to buh, buh, buh, buh, buy a bible? Or wuh, would you luh, luh, luh, like muh, me to ruh, ruh, ruh, ruh, read it to you?'"

Joke: What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?

Joke: A doctor walks into his office and tells his patient, "I have good news and I have bad news."

The patient replies, "I want the good news first."

The doctor says, "We're naming a disease after you!"

Joke: Why was the ink blot sad?

Joke: How did the man get a job managing a sink hole?