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Joke: Why did the insomniac go to jail?


Punch line: Resisting a rest!


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Joke: A man wakes up on his 33rd birthday on the 3rd day of the third month to notice the clock is stuck at 3:33. He opens up the newspaper and notices in the sports section (page 3) horse #3 in the 3rd race of the day is running 33 to 1 odds.

He takes all of his life savings ($33,333.33) out of the bank and bets it on the horse.

To his surprise, it comes in 3rd.


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Joke: What's black and white and red all over?


Punch line: An embarrassed zebra.


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Joke: Why did somebody get shot just before the 100 meter dash?


Punch line: It was race related.


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Joke: At first God created Adam but Adam was lonely. He asked God, "Can you give me somebody that will care for me, listen to me, love me, make me happy, and help me through tough situations?"

God replied, "Yeah, but it'll cost you an arm and a leg."

Adam then asked, "What can I get for a rib?"


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