Good Jokes

Joke: Person: What is your name? Whoareyou: Whoareyou. Person: My name is Dan. How about you? Whoareyou: My name is...... Whoaeyou! Person: I SAID MY NAME IS DAN! SAY IT, ARE YOU DEAF! Whoareyou: I am not deaf. My name is..... Whoareyou! Person: Silly man. ( leaves )

Joke: Three men were told by God, " If you step on a duck, you shall marry the ugliest woman. However, if you do not step on a duck, you shall marry the most beautiful woman in all the land." The three men accepted. The first man stepped on a duck from not paying attention. The second man accidentally stepped on a duck in his son's room. The third man never stepped on a duck yet he was married to an ugly woman. He exclaims to God, "I have not stepped on a duck, why is my wife ugly?" Why has God given him an ugly wife?

Joke: Why do fish swim in schools?

Joke: A boy comes home from school ecstatic and tells his dad that gay marriage may soon be legal where they live.

His dad asks him, "Why are you so happy? You got a boyfriend?"

His son replies, "It's just the principle dad."

His father shrugs, "At least it's not the priest."

Joke: A boy named Juan found a book named "You're Bad!" now he showed it to his family. Juan:Father look! I found this book,"You're Bad!" Father:How dare you call me that! After I made all sacrifices to you, you're just gonna call me bad?! Get out! Now Juan showed it to his mother Juan:Mother! I found this cool book in the woods,"You're Bad" Mother:Juan! How could you say that? CLEAN THE ROOM! After Juan cleaned the room, he showed to his 5 years old brother, Pedro Juan:Pedro! I found this book,"You're Bad!" But father and mother got angry. Pedro:What did I just Heard? Did you just told me I'm bad? Brother, I always made you happy and we play joyfully then you're just gonna tell me I'm bad? How dare you! Juan:But Pedro... Pedro:Oops! I'm never gonna talk to you again! Hmmm, what a sad story. Anyways I have a question! What's the name of the book? Listeners to the story:"You're Bad! Narrator:What on Earth! After telling you guys a story you're gonna call me bad? Well then, I'll never gonna tell you guys a story again! Thank you!!!