Good Jokes

Joke: How do you get four old ladies to yell 'Damn'?

Joke: Why did the blind man stab himself?

Joke: A doctor is extremely unlucky one week and loses three patients. Angry, the doctor decides to call death, but to her surprise, is put on hold. After a lengthy wait death answers the phone, "Thank you for your patients!"

Joke: Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells?

Joke: What'd the fish say when it swam into a wall?