Good Jokes

Joke: Why didn't the baby oyster share its pearl?

Joke: What do you call it when Batman leaves church early?

Joke: What can you find out from jamming your finger?

Joke: A man goes to a coffee shop and asks the blonde waitress, "Can I have a coffee with sugar, no cream?"

The waitress replies, "Oh, I'm so sorry sir. We don't have cream. Could I get it to you with no milk instead?"

Joke: Why did the dyslectic goth have the best Christmases?