Good Jokes

Joke: A tree walks into a bank and asks for a loan. The teller says, "You'll have to speak to our branch manager."

Joke: What is 50 cent known as in Zimbabwe?

Joke: A chemistry teacher told his student he had a lot of potential. Then he dropped him off of the roof.

Joke: How do you introduce beef to pork?

Joke: Chuck Norris flosses with barbed wire.