Good Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, the hospital she was born in has stretchmarks.

Joke: Why shouldn't you tell an egg a joke?

Joke: Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet when he's done, he just scares the poop out of it.

Joke: Pavlov is sitting in a bar when another patron rings the bell to get in. He gets up and says, "I forgot to feed the dogs," and leaves.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Iowa!
Iowa who?
Iowa big apology to you! I think I just hit your car!