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By IamTHEbest
Joke: There are three men in a truck driving in a desert. Their names are Manners, Poo, and Shut Up.
Poo falls out of the truck but nobody notices. They finally stop at a gas station and Manners goes back to look for Poo while Shut Up waits at the station.
A policeman approaches Shut Up and asks "What's your name?" He replies "Shut Up." The policeman asks again "What's your name?!" He replies "Shut Up!" Annoyed, the policeman asks "Where are your manners?"
He replies "Gone picking up Poo."
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Joke: Why don't ducks tell jokes while they are flying?
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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Coma!
Coma who?
Coma little closer and I'll tell you!
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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Irish Stu!
Irish Stu who?
Irish Stu in the name of the law!
Irish Stu = I arrest you.
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