Good Jokes

Joke: A blonde woman walks into a library and walks up to the librarian. She tells her "I'll have a double cheese burger, medium fries, and a large drink."

The librarian, slightly annoyed, tells her "Honey, this is a library. Not a McDonald's."

The blonde, extremely embarrassed, whispers "I'm sorry. I'll have a double cheese burger, medium fries, and a large drink."

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Disco!
Disco who?
Disconnected...

Joke: What do pigs give on Valentines day?

Joke: Do you want to hear a math joke?

Joke: When can't your pencil write a check?