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Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she sat on the TV and watched the sofa!
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Joke: A guy walks into a bank with a gun and starts to rob the place. He tells everybody to get down and if anybody looks at him he will kill them. With this somebody looks at him and he promptly shoots them. He then asks everybody, "Did anyone else look at me?"
One guy raises his hand and says, "I think my wife took a peek."
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Joke: A man meets the best Bible salesman in the world. The salesman greets him, "Nuh, nuh, nuh, nice to meet you."
The man asks him, "If you don't mind me asking, what's your secret?"
The salesman replies, "It's suh, suh, suh, simple. I juh, juh, just go to the duh, duh, duh, door and suh, say, 'Duh, duh, duh, do you wuh, wuh, want to buh, buh, buh, buh, buy a bible? Or wuh, would you luh, luh, luh, like muh, me to ruh, ruh, ruh, ruh, read it to you?'"
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Joke: What kind of bear has no teeth?
9 ratings
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Joke: Why are chemists better at solving problems than physicists?
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