Good Jokes

Joke: Why aren't jokes in base 8 funny?

Joke: How many vampires does it take to put in a light bulb?

Joke: A very very short man was robbed. The robber was eventually found and questioned by police. They were stunned he could stoop so low.

Joke: What do you call Lassie with a rose in her mouth?

Joke: A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."