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Joke: A German guy arrives at a Polish airport and the immigration officer asks him, "Occupation?"

The German replies, "No, I'm just visiting."


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Joke: A blonde goes to the doctor and tells him she has been extremely moody lately and can't control her temper.

He suggests, "Sounds like stress. You should try getting some exercise. Run 10 miles a day and call me in a couple of weeks."

She does this and calls him in a couple of weeks, "I've been running every day and I do feel a little better."

He asks her, "And how's your family?"

She replies, "How would I know? I'm 140 miles away."


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Joke: How do you kill a circus?


Punch line: Go for the juggler!


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Joke: A king is about to go to war so he locks up his beautiful wife and hands his best friend a key, "If I'm not back in 4 days, she's yours."

The king rides off to war, but he immediately sees his friend riding up beside him. "What's wrong?" Demands the king.

His friend replies with labored breath, "Wrong key."


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Joke: Why are protons more religious than photons?


Punch line: They have mass.


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