Good Jokes

Joke: Why did the blonde tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?

Joke: What trick can a banana do?

Joke: The barman says, "Sorry, we don't serve particles faster than the speed of light." A tachyon walks into a bar.

Joke: Yo mama so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch.

Joke: When candy bars grow up, what do they want to be?