Good Jokes

Joke: A man goes to a psychiatrist and says, “Doc, my brother’s crazy, he thinks he’s a chicken.” The doctor says, “Why don’t you turn him in?” The guy says, “We would. But we need the eggs.”

Joke: What do u get when you cross a cactus and a pig?

Joke: Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

Joke: Once an elephant and an ant were playing hide and seek. The ant hid himself in a temple but it still got found. HOW?

Joke: How do chickens get cancer