Good Jokes

Joke: What did the hammer say to the piece of wood?

Joke: How does a cow do math?

Joke: Hydrogen walks up to Oxygen and says, "You stole my electron!"

Oxygen says, "Are you sure?"

"I'm positive!" replies Hydrogen.

Joke: Mathematician 1: What is the integral of 1/cabin?
Mathematician 2: Log cabin?
Mathematician 1: No, you forgot the C. It's a houseboat.

Joke: A cheap man goes to a restaurant with his wife and son. When he gets in he asks the host "How are your prices?"

The host replies "Well kids eat free."

The man replies "My son is really hungry, he's going to have three plates."