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Question: You are in a room with a mad man and he says "choose your death" there's the machine guns, lions that haven't ate in three years, and the katana sword. Which do you choose?
Answer: The lions that haven't ate in three years, they are dead of starvation.
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Question: You were counting sheep. You thought you counted eight but you only counted seven and a half. How is that possible?
Answer: Simple, one of them was a lamb and a lamb is a baby sheep
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Question: You were at a carnival. You had four tickets and one ride was four tickets. Once you were done, you didn't buy anymore tickets and you had one ticket left. How is that possible?
Answer: You played a game for three tickets, I didn't say games costed four tickets.
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Question: A rich man owns a big circular house. He left $1,000 dollars on his desk and went to work. When he came back, it was gone. The suspects are the butler and he said "I was serving the food", the chef and he said "I was cooking food", and the maid who said "I was cleaning the corners". Who was the criminal?
Answer: The maid; there's no corners it's a circular house.
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Question: You're in the woods at night and it's dark out. You see a house and go into it. There's no electricity. You see four doors. Which door do you choose? (Say you chose four). You go up four flights of stairs. You see three more doors. Which door do you choose? (Say you choose two) You go up two more flights of stairs. You see two more doors. Which door do you choose? (Say you choose one) you go up one more flight of stairs. You see one more door and you open it. There's a mad man that says "choose your death." The choices are a machine gun, an electric chair, or a bucket of water to drown yourself. Which do you choose?
Answer: The electric chair; there's no electricity so you won't die. How this works: it doesn't matter which door they choose, if they choose a number say they go up that many flights of stairs.
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Joke: Yo mama so ugly even when blind kids see her they scream
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Joke: Yo mama so ugly she made one direction go in the other direction
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Joke: Yo mama so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch.
Punch line: BURN!