Good Jokes

Joke: There is no chin under Chuck Norris' beard, just another fist.

Joke: Why is it so hard to play poker in the jungle?

Joke: Thomas has been feeling sick lately so he goes to his doctor. After he receives his check-up his doctor calls him in "Tom, I've got some bad for you..."

Tom quickly asks "What is it?!"

The doctor tells him "You have about twelve to live."

Thomas waits a moment and asks "Twelve what? Years? Months? Weeks?"

The doctor continues "Eight! Seven! Six!..."

Joke: What do you call a spaceship with a broken air-conditioning unit?

Joke: Big Foot once captured a short and grainy video of Chuck Norris.