Good Jokes

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Says!
Says who?
Says me, that's who!

Joke: Yo mama's so dirty, she loses ten pounds every time she takes a bath.

Joke: Four ladies are sitting together talking about their sons. The first one brags, "My son is is a bishop, every time he walks into a room people say, 'Your excellence'."

The second lady brags, "My son is is a cardinal, every time he walks into a room people say, 'Your eminence'."

The third lady brags, "My son is is the pope, every time he walks into a room people say, 'Your holiness'."

The final lady says, "My son doesn't have a title, he weighs 500 pounds and is only 5 feet tall. But every time he walks into a room everybody says, 'Oh my god!'"

Joke: Why is your nose in the middle of your face?

Joke: Most people use pepper to make themselves sneeze, Chuck Norris uses pepper spray.