Good Jokes

Joke: A bartender says "We don't allow your kind in here."

A faster-than-light neutrino walks into the bar.

Joke: Why does Santa have three gardens?

Joke: If you are an American when you go into the bathroom and you are an American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you while you are in the bathroom?

Joke: Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo's hiding.

Joke: Yo mama's so old, I told her to act her own age and she died.