Joke: Thomas has been feeling sick lately so he goes to his doctor. After he receives his check-up his doctor calls him in "Tom, I've got some bad for you..."
Tom quickly asks "What is it?!"
The doctor tells him "You have about twelve to live."
Thomas waits a moment and asks "Twelve what? Years? Months? Weeks?"
The doctor continues "Eight! Seven! Six!..."
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