Good Jokes

Joke: Late one night in the insane asylum, one inmate suddenly yelled out, "I am Napoleon!" The inmate in the room next to his asked, "How do you know?" The first inmate replied, "God told me." Then, someone else shouted out, "I did NOT!!"

Joke: Chemist 1: Did you know they discovered a new element?
Chemist 2: No, what's it called?
Chemist 1: It's symbol is Ah.
Chemist 2: Oh... The element of surprise.

Joke: What flies and helps people?

Joke: A photon walks into a hotel with his bags and the bellhop asks him if he would like him to carry the bags. The photon responds, "No thanks, I pack light."

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Yeah.
Yeah who?
Go get 'em cowboy!