Good Jokes

Joke: Have you heard that kangaroos can jump higher than a two-story house?

Joke: A doctor receives a phone call from one of his colleges, "Hey, we need a fourth for poker."

The doctor replies, "I'll be there."

His wife asks him, "Is it serious?"

He replies, "There's already three doctors there and they need me."

Joke: What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

Joke: I just invented a word...

Joke: Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff.