Good Jokes

Joke: I just invented a word...

Joke: Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff.

Joke: Late one night in the insane asylum, one inmate suddenly yelled out, "I am Napoleon!" The inmate in the room next to his asked, "How do you know?" The first inmate replied, "God told me." Then, someone else shouted out, "I did NOT!!"

Joke: When is homework not homework?

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, every time she looks out the window she gets arrested for mooning!