Good Jokes

Joke: A man with no arms went to a guitar shop. He grabs a guitar and asks the owner of the establishment, "How much for this one?"

The owner replies, "$300. If you don't mind me asking, how are you going to use it?"

The man replies, "I'll just play it by ear..."

Joke: I just invented a word...

Joke: Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff.

Joke: Late one night in the insane asylum, one inmate suddenly yelled out, "I am Napoleon!" The inmate in the room next to his asked, "How do you know?" The first inmate replied, "God told me." Then, someone else shouted out, "I did NOT!!"

Joke: When is homework not homework?