Good Jokes

Joke: Newton's law - "Every action has an equal and opposite reaction."

Cole's law: "Shredded cabbage and carrots makes for a great salad."

Joke: Knock Knock. Who's there? Shoot! Shoot who. Geez, calm down don't shoot anyone!

Joke: What did one ion say to the other ion?

Joke: Yo mama is so fat she turned an ipad into an iflat!

Joke: Is google a male or female? Female because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making suggestions.