Good Jokes

Joke: Why is multiplying by conjugate pairs so dangerous?

Joke: What did people say when they saw the first dry erase board?

Joke: A photon walks into a hotel with his bags and the bellhop asks him if he would like him to carry the bags. The photon responds, "No thanks, I pack light."

Joke: The farmer counted 199 cattle in his field.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Says!
Says who?
Says me, that's who!