Good Jokes

Joke: Two men were walking through a forest and spotted an aggressive looking bear. The first man took his running shoes out of his backpack and started to put them on. The second man said "You really think you can outrun that bear?"

The first man replied "Don't have to... I just have to outrun you."

Joke: Why can't chemists live in every state?

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she sat on a rainbow and Skittles popped out.

Joke: What do you call a mean - tempered horse?

Joke: What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?