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Joke: Did you hear that the man who invented the Hokey Pokey died? They couldn't get him into the coffin because they put his left leg in, and then his left leg out. Then they put his left leg in and they shook him all about!


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Joke: What's the best way to burn 1000 calories?


Punch line: Leave the pizza in the oven.


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Joke: What did the banana say to the doctor?


Punch line: I'm not peeling well.


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Joke: A large man went to the doctor and the doctor told him to lose some weight. The man asked him how. The doctor replies, "Don't eat anything fatty."

The man asks, "You mean like fast food, chips, and cookies?"

The doctor replies, "No, don't eat anything. Fatty!"


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Joke: What do you call a cow that has no legs?


Punch line: Ground beef.


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