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Joke: How did the man feel when somebody stole all of his lamps?
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Joke: What'd the man's magic 8-ball tell him when he asked it what email client he should use?
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Joke: What did a saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
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Joke: Anthony and Maria get married but they can't afford a honeymoon, so they end up going to Maria's parents house for their first night. The next morning Timmy, Maria's little brother, goes to the kitchen for breakfast and asks him mother, "Are Tony and Maria up yet?"
His mother replies, "No."
Timmy says, "Do you want to know what I think?"
His mother replies, "No! I don't want to know what you think. Go to school."
Timmy comes home for lunch and asks, "Are Tony and Maria up yet?"
His mother replies, "No."
Timmy says, "Do you want to know what I think?"
His mother replies, "No I do not, go back to school!"
Timmy comes home after school and asks his mother, "Are Tony and Maria up yet?"
His mother replies, "No."
Timmy says, "Do you want to know what I think?"
His mother replies, "Fine! What do you think?"
Timmy replies, "Last night Tony came into my room for some Vaseline, and I think I gave him super glue."
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Joke: How does a Hawaiian Baritone Laugh?
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