Joke #1883

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Joke: A large man went to the doctor and the doctor told him to lose some weight. The man asked him how. The doctor replies, "Don't eat anything fatty."

The man asks, "You mean like fast food, chips, and cookies?"

The doctor replies, "No, don't eat anything. Fatty!"


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