Funny Jokes

Joke: How do you get rid of an itch at home?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Oink oink.
Oink oink who?
Make up your mind! Are you a pig or an owl?

Joke: Why don't mathematicians drink?

Joke: What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes?

Joke: A kid was in the hospital because he ate six plastic horses. The doctor described his condition as stable.