Funny Jokes

Joke: I always tell girls to text me when they get home... It's shocking the number of women that are homeless.

Joke: What do you call a cow knight?

Joke: The apostle Paul went to great lengths to spread the Gospel -- he even went so far as to open a sandwich shop in Greece to help get the message out. Can you guess what he named the shop?

Joke: Which stores have the most attractive baggers?

Joke: Why couldn't the NSA whistle blower leave Russia?