Funny Jokes

Joke: Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

Joke: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

Joke: What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill?

Joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and steel balls?

Joke: Little Johnny was in class and yells out, "Hey teach, I gotta take a piss." The disgusted teacher asks her students, "Class, can anyone think of a different word to use other than the word piss?" And little Suzy raises her hand and says the word, "Urinate." The teacher says that is very good then tells little Johny that he can go to the bathroom as soon as he can use the word 'urinate' in a sentence. So he thinks about it for a moment and says, "Well teach, urinate but if you had bigger tits you'd be a 10 !"