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Joke: What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water?


Punch line: It's gonna take me a while to get hard, I just got laid by some chick.


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Joke: Why don't most buildings have a 13th floor?


Punch line: They aren't that tall.


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Joke: At school, when little Johny sees little Suzy he asks her if she'll climb the flag pole. When she tells him "No", he offers her $1 to climb it. She says "Yes". That night she tells her mother how she made $1 today by climbing the flag pole for little Johny. Her mother tells her not to do it again because all little Johny wants to do is see her underwear. Next day same thing happens. But when little Johny asks her to climb it for $1 and she says "No", he offers her $2 and she says "Yes". Again, she tells her mother this time how she made $2 climbing the flag pole. Her mother yells at her and tells her not to do it again because all little Johny wants to do is see her underwear. Next day same thing happens. But when little Johny offers her $1 to climb it and she says "No", he offers her $2 again but she still says "No". This time he offers her $5 and she says "Yes". Again, she tells her mother this time how she made $5 climbing the flag pole. "That's it!" Her mother yells at her and tells her and now she's in big trouble. She says, "wait, mommy this time I tricked him". Her mother asks her how and she tells her this time she didn't wear any underwear!


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Joke: Knock Knock!
Who's there?
I'm the interrupting doctor!
The interr-
You have cancer.


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Joke: Ever seen a woman with 12 boobs?


Punch line: Sounds strange, dozen tit?


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