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Joke: A man is trying to find a spot to park at his favorite bar but it's to busy. After ten minutes of looking he looks up to the sky and says "God, if you get me a space I will pray every day and go to church every Sunday like I should."
Suddenly a great spot opens up right in front of him. He looks up again with excitement and says "Never mind, I found one."
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Joke: How do you make a blonde laugh on Sunday morning?
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Joke: A lawyer is getting out of his Rolls Royce and a truck slams into his car. He yells, "What the heck are you doing?!"
The driver replies, "Are you serious, you car so much about money you didn't even notice your arm is missing?"
At this point the lawyer freaks out, "And my Rolex!"
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Joke: A blonde wife texts her husband while he is at work saying "Windows frozen."
He responds "Pour some room temperature water over it."
She texts him "No longer frozen, computers dead."
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Joke: A chemist and a physicist walk into a bar. The chemist asks for some H2O. The physicist asks for some H2O too. The physicist later dies.
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