Funny Jokes

Joke: A guy walks into a bank with a gun and starts to rob the place. He tells everybody to get down and if anybody looks at him he will kill them. With this somebody looks at him and he promptly shoots them. He then asks everybody, "Did anyone else look at me?"

One guy raises his hand and says, "I think my wife took a peek."

Joke: Why did the grocery delivery guy get fired?

Joke: Why was the actor detained by airport officials?

Joke: Why can't toilet paper go down the sidewalk?

Joke: Why is Sherlock Holmes tax return so large?