Funny Jokes

Joke: A blonde and a brunette are walking in the forest when they spot a forest fire. The blonde starts to put her running shoes on and the brunette tells her "There is no way you can outrun the fire."

The blonde replies "Don't have to... I just have to outrun you."

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
I eat mop.
I eat mop who?
Haha. Gross.

Joke: Why did the grocery delivery guy get fired?

Joke: Why shouldn't you tell an egg a joke?

Joke: What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water?