Funny Jokes

Joke: Three prostitutes walk into a bar. The first one holds up four fingers, "I can take this inside of me!"

The second one holds up a fist, "I can take all of this."

The last prostitute, with a smile, slowly slides down the stool.

Joke: What happened to the kid who watched the sun all day to track its location?

Joke: Why did the nurse bring a red pen to work?

Joke: Have you heard about the spicy night?

Joke: A cable installer walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says, "You'll be served sometime between 10 PM and 7 AM."