Funny Jokes

Joke: My friend thinks he’s smart. He says that onions were the only food that can make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

Joke: Winning an argument with you is like running a race in the special Olympics ...

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Banana!
Banana who?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Banana!
Banana who?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Banana!
Banana who?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Orange!
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana!

Joke: An old blacksmith realized he was going to have to retire soon, so he picked out a strong young man to become his apprentice.

The old fellow was crabby and exacting. "Don't ask me a lot of questions" he told the boy, "Just do whatever I tell you to do."

One day the old blacksmith took an iron out of the forge and laid it on the anvil. "Get the hammer over there. When I nod my head, hit it real good and hard."

The town is currently looking for a new blacksmith.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Odor!
Odor who?
Odor a little deodorant, you smell terrible.