Funny Jokes

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Althea!
Althea who?
Althea later alligator!!!

Joke: What happens to flies on toilet seats?

Joke: Did you hear about the guy who created little figurines of Jesus?

Joke: What do you call a bear without an ear?

Joke: A guy asks his grandma, "Have you seen some pills around here? They are labeled LSD?"

His grandma replies, "Fuck your pills, there's a dragon in the kitchen!"