cyguy1123
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Joke: What’s grey and can’t fly?

Joke: what’s blue and smells like red paint? blue paint

Joke: What’s Forrest Gump's password?

Joke: What’s red and bad for your teeth?

Joke: why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? because there really good at it.

Joke: can a kangaroo jump higher than the empire state building? yes the empire state building can’t jump. i’m reading a book about anti-gravity it's impossible to put down.

Joke: what’s the difference between snowmen and snowwomen.snowballs

Joke: A man called his child's doctor and said: “My son snatched my pen and swallowed it. What do i do?”, and the doctor said: “Until i can get there use a different pen.”

Joke: teacher: what does the chicken give you? students: meat teacher: good, what does the pig give you? students: bacon teacher: very good, what does the big fat cow give you? Students: Homework!

Joke: My friend thinks he’s smart. He says that onions were the only food that can make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

Joke: Is google a male or female? Female because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making suggestions.