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Joke: A guy asks his grandma, "Have you seen some pills around here? They are labeled LSD?"

His grandma replies, "Fuck your pills, there's a dragon in the kitchen!"


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Joke: Why did the badger cross the road?


Punch line: To go meet his FLAT mate.


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Joke: I new a black guy once, until my mom sold him!


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Joke: A kid is standing alone in the batter's box with a bat and a ball. He throws it up and swings at it, "Strike one!"

He throws it up again, "Strike two!"

He throws it up a third time, "Strike three! You're out!"

He grabs the ball and says, "Dang I'm a good pitcher!"


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Joke: How do you get a blonde to look into the air?


Punch line: Say "Look! A dead bird."


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