Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, when somebody broke in and stole the TV she ran outside and yelled to them, "Hey! You forgot the remote!"

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, when she heard that 90 percent of crimes happen near your home, she moved.

Joke: Yo mama's fat, her yearbook pictures were taken with Google Earth.

Joke: Yo mama so fat that when she played Five Night's at Freddy's, Freddy couldn't stuff her in the suit!

Joke: Yo mama so fat, I had to hire a security guard for my pantry.