Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo mamma's so fat, when she swims a whale comes and kisses her.

Joke: Yo Mama so fat that when she went on the scale Buzz Lightyear popped out of it and yelled, "Infinity and Beyond!"

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, when she walked into the room....there was no room.

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, she made the Devil change his way and pray at church.

Joke: Yo mama's so so fat, her first step into stardom was as a planet.