Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she made Weight Watcher's go blind.

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, she went to take a bath and the water jumped out!

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she went into the Gap, and filled it!

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, last time I saw something as ugly as her, I pinned a tail on it!