Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, the police gave her a ticket for not having tinted windows.

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Dunkin' Doughnuts was a basketball team.

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she got fired from the M&M's factory for throwing away the W's.

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, if she was a scarecrow the corn would run away!

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, her measurements are 34-24-34. Her other arm is even bigger!