Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo mama so stupid, she numbered a dozen eggs 1-12, mixed the order up and called them scrambled eggs.

Joke: Yo mamma's so fat, when she swims a whale comes and kisses her.

Joke: yo mama is so short she drives hot wheels

Joke: Yo mama so fat, when she walked into the clothing store, GAP, the manager said,"Oh nice, you must be our mascot."

Joke: Yo mama so fat, when people tell her to take one she says"this is a movie film, so take 5."