Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she doesn't wear a tutu, she wears a fourfour!

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she made Weight Watcher's go blind.

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, when she plays Mortal Kombat Scorpion tells her "Stay over there!"

Joke: Yo mama's so poor, when she goes to KFC she licks other people's fingers.

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she put a peephole in a window.