Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so poor, when I saw her walking down the street with one shoe I asked her "Did you lose a shoe?" She told me "No, I found one!"

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, when she speaks her mind she's speechless.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she wakes up on the wrong and right side of the bed.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, when she hauls ass she has to make several trips!

Joke: Yo mama's so poor, she got married for the rice.